I loved this so much, I had to share. What happens when the Kiwi sense of humour grabs your attention for a serious reason. Why can’t we Brits get our act together for our own version? David Walliams, perhaps?
Hitchcock: Alive, well, and directing a little film noir in Lynmouth, Devon
Let’s go get lost…
I’ve long been a lover of all things avian; in fact my first job in the morning is to ensure a well-stocked bird table. So you can imagine my delight when I found that there are special arrangements made for feathered birds of the air by the aluminium variety. Hat tip to the forums on http://www.flyertalk.com for making me aware of Royal Jordanian’s arrangements for the carriage of falcons onboard.
Firstly, you should be aware that falcons may only be carried in economy class. They should be properly hooded, and must be seated by the window, along with their handlers, and only in the aft section. They must be properly tethered to the seat leg, and carry valid health certificates and entry documents.
One falcon is charged at three times the normal excess baggage rate, and more than one falcon per handler requires that an additional seat be booked. There is a maximum of two falcons per seat (to avoid squabbling over the arm rest?). Finally, and somewhat beautifully, there is a restriction on the number of falcons depending on the nature of the aircraft: 10 on narrow bodied planes and 15 on wide bodied.
My mind then went free-wheeling on the potential for in-flight services. Would they (on audio only, as they’re hooded) get Kes as the in-flight movie? Seeded snacks? A special carrion service?
I’ve just checked the RSPB website and it reckons there are 1402 UK breeding pairs of peregrine falcons. On that basis, they deserve all the on board pampering they can get.
I remember this as the soundtrack of my childhood, although in truth that must be delusional. The year stamp on this clip means that I was barely onto Farley’s Rusks by the time this was released. Still have a copy of the book by my bedside.
Seafood eaten by my OH over 8 nights on the Queen Mary 2:
- smoked salmon
- unidentified mollusc
My mother has for many years asserted that OH has gills (this being the only reason he can talk at such length without drawing breath). He’s clearly been dining amongst his own kind.
- the first motorway – May 1921 – was the German autobahn (it took Kraftwerk longer to get in on the act)
- the first UK buffet car on the railway wa on the LMS train service from London to Nottingham in 1932
- the first motorised coach trip went from Paris to Aix-les-Bains over six days in 1898
- the first duty free shop opened at Shannon airport in 1947, selling neither tobacco nor alcohol.